Let me address the antisemitic conspiracy theories about Jews spitting on American Christians in Israel. You see, Jews are G-d's chosen people, so their saliva is G-d's chosen saliva. When they spit on Christians, they're really trying to bless them, like the way priests will splash holy water onto parishioners during high mass, but instead of holy water, it's holy saliva. So fellow Americans, let's just keep borrowing money from the central banksters (and don't give me any antisemitic conspiracy theories about who owns and operates those banks!) and keep sending those borrowed billions to Israel, so that American can receive G-d's blessing!
Let me address the antisemitic conspiracy theories about Jews spitting on American Christians in Israel. You see, Jews are G-d's chosen people, so their saliva is G-d's chosen saliva. When they spit on Christians, they're really trying to bless them, like the way priests will splash holy water onto parishioners during high mass, but instead of holy water, it's holy saliva. So fellow Americans, let's just keep borrowing money from the central banksters (and don't give me any antisemitic conspiracy theories about who owns and operates those banks!) and keep sending those borrowed billions to Israel, so that American can receive G-d's blessing!
Loooool.
I wouldn’t say that Jews in general are a virus, but Israel certainly is.