5 Reasons to Move to Canada

A Nation Which Promotes Strength

In 2015, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau declared that Canada is the world’s first ‘post-national state.’

Canada lacks a national identity. It is an amorphous entity with control over a large landmass, much of it uninhabited. Put simply, Canada is a whole lot of nothingness.

Unless you’re an outdoorsman, that is not a good sales pitch. I promise to do better. To wit, in this article, I list five reasons you should move to The Great White North:

1. Thriving Economy.

2. Free Healthcare.

3. The Weather.

4. Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity.

5. Democratic Freedoms.

This is not a parody, and this article is intended for conservative and red-pilled readers. Let me go through each of these draws to the beautiful (post) nation of Canada.

Thriving Economy

Canada has a thriving economy with high taxes, low wages, flailing productivity, and soaring prices. The cost-of-living is unaffordable for most, which means that only the brave and industrious can survive in this icy wasteland. This makes Canada ideal for an entrepreneur seeking a challenge.

Taxes are comparable to the average for rich nations, and there are no taxes on estates or inheritances, allowing families to pass wealth on to subsequent generations. However, taxes on business profits, capital gains, and incomes are high compared to the OECD average. And let us not forget that Canada has a carbon tax.

In terms of work, salaries are low due to poor productivity. This is bad if you are a wage slave. If, however, you are a businessman, then this is great news: you can pay your underlings a measly wage, while pocketing more cash for yourself.

Otherwise, you might as well resign yourself to crushing debt and poverty. The vast majority of Canadians cannot afford to purchase a house (which is good, since peasants should not own property anyway), and the typical Canadian is spending 15 cents of every after-tax dollar to service their debt. This is compounded by high inflation and escalating food prices.

If you think that wages will rise to compensate, then forget about it. Record-high immigration will keep incomes neatly suppressed, thus helping employers.

At least the healthcare is free.

Free Healthcare

Canada has a Darwinian system of medical care. It spends $6,300 (USD) per capita on healthcare, while having some of the worst health outcomes among wealthy nations (see here, here, and here). It takes 6 months to see a specialist, and half of Canadians struggle to see a general practitioner. The system is poorly run; I have talked with Indian immigrants who fly to India for healthcare rather than wait to see a doctor in Canada.

If you do not like waiting, then you can always ask a physician to kill you. Medical assistance in dying (MAID) constitutes 1 in 25 deaths in Canada. In 2024, it is expected that euthanasia will be expanded to those with mental illness. Indeed, a Canadian Armed Forces veteran who applied for a wheelchair ramp was instead offered suicide.

Ultimately, then, the Canadian healthcare system culls the weak and unhealthy, leaving only the fittest to survive. In the coming decades, only virile, strong, and right-wing men will be left in this great country, along with beautiful, healthy, and fertile women. This bodes well for Canada’s future.

The Weather

Canada is a frozen socialist dystopia for about half the year. Unless you enjoy snow-related sports, you should prepare for the winter blues. Of course, this means that only the tough and capable will prosper.

(If you believe in the ‘manmade global warming’ myth, then Canada will gradually become warmer and more temperate as the years go by.)

Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity (DIE)

Canada is objectively the wokest country in the world. Canadians can change their gender at whim, abort a baby with no restrictions, burn down a church with zero repercussions, and force people to get useless and harmful vaccines. If you oppose these measures, then you will get thrown in jail.

At this point, you may wonder, “how will Ignatius spin this favourably?”

Well, because it is so insufferably woke, Canada produces some of the best dissident right voices alive: on Substack alone, we have

Kruptos

,

John Carter

,

Megha Lillywhite

, and

Christopher Brunet

, to name a few. Canada also has a healthy number of doctors who resisted Covid tyranny, such as Mark Trozzi, Byram Bridle, Kulvinder Kaur, Daniel Nagase, Francis Christian, Zoltan Rona, and Chris Hassell.

(If I forgot to include any names, then please let me know in the comments.)

And of course, Canada’s woke Covid measures led to the Freedom Convoy, which ended Covid restrictions worldwide — this brings us to Canada’s next benefit.

Democratic Freedoms

In Canada, you are free to protest, as shown by the Freedom Convoy demonstration in Ottawa in 2022. However, be prepared to spend a month and a half in jail. The Canadian government correctly invoked martial law to deal with the peaceful trucker protesters. Actions have consequences, and true activism is only for those willing to tough it out in prison.

Canada also has stringent speech laws. It regularly bans books such as William Pierce’s The Turner Diaries, and prosecutes people for ‘promoting hate,’ whatever that means. If you are a tenured professor, then you will be fired for espousing ‘racist,’ ‘anti-Semitic,’ or ‘transphobic’ views (see here, here, and here), even though universities are intended to preserve academic freedom. A right-wing politician was even arrested for attending an outdoor rally in a small village (allegedly he violated ‘Covid restrictions.’)

Conclusion: Canada Is NOT For The Weak

If you lack this physiognomy, then do not move to Canada.

Whenever I meet young Canadians, I tell them to leave Canada for greener pastures in the United States, which has higher salaries, lower prices, and more career opportunities. The reason I tell them this is because most people are not cut out to take Canada’s insanity.

If you read this Substack, then you are one of the few tough men (or women) who can weather this frigid socialist hellscape. It is said that the grass is always greener on the other side; the truth is, the grass is always greener where it is watered. We need based men and women to come to Canada to irrigate this post-national state.

Canada has always been a subpar country: a land of mediocrity, giving birth to the occasional Great Man, who is moulded in Canada like gold is purified in fire. Indeed, I suspect that the next Great Western Dictator will be of Canadian origin. The country’s faltering economy, fatal healthcare, cold weather, and tyrannical wokeness create a race of Anglo-Saxon ubermenschen who will conquer the world.